Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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