If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
His nipple licking is glorious
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