we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
