Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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