Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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