If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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