is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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