I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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