yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
