i think my mom watched the whole time
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
