I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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