oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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