Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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