I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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