IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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