He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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