What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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