I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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