I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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