8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
BRING THE BAGELS
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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