i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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