Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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