I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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