This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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