I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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