Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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