No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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