at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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