I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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