worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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