Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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