To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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