problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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