yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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