i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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