its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
