Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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