Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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