Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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