This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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