i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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