I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
third nipple confirmed
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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