the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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