Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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