How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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