i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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