Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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