Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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