I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Operation Purity has been aborted
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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