I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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