I wish you could order shots online.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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