id be glad to
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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