You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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