The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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